Learn to fly like a Brid kid

Hey Bird kid followers, anyway I’m still working on this week’s post but here is something you can read now, it’s how to fly like a Bird kid, note to wannabe flyers, you should have wings or the super ability to fly, this is actually for kids like Dylan who doesn’t have a Max to push him of a roof and help him to fly, so spread your wings and hope for the best.

~Lex~

Learn to fly like a Bird kid

Have you ever wished you could fly like bird kids do? With the proper equipment you can do it in three easy steps.

Everybody would like to be able to zoom through the air like a bird kid. Who hasn’t watched a movie or television show and felt the urge to just take off?

In order to fly like a bird kid, you will have to practice. Here’s how to do it in three easy steps.

1. Take off: In order to fly like a bird kid, you have to launch properly. Stand with your feet about 12 inches apart. Bend your knees slightly. Spread your wings. Now jump! Flap! Lift off!

Arm position: You can position your arms in three acceptable ways for take-off.
· Two Arms – many bird kids favor the classic two-arm method. Raise both hands over your head during launch.
· One Arm – a growing number of bird kids have adopted the modern one-arm method. Raise either your right or left arm during take-off.
· No Arms – only the most confident bird kids dare to lead with their head.

2. Landing: Once you’re in the air, you also must learn to come back to earth. You can practice this right after you practice launching. With your feet approximately 12 inches apart, start to back beat your wings, lose speed, lower your feet to the ground. A perfect landing!

Arms – There are two arm positions that are favored. These positions provide comfort for the person you are rescuing, while being menacing to the perpetrator.
· Arms crossed over chest
· Hands on hips

Don’t forget to assume a confident facial expression. Smile benignly at the victim, frown disapprovingly at the miscreant. (Miscreant, he-he funny word!)

3. Flight: Now that you have practiced take off and landing for a few weeks, you’re ready to fly. Make sure your wings are attached securely to your back. You really wouldn’t want your wings to come off during your flight, even if you’re very good at landing. With your wings securely attached, take off! You’re flying!

It is strongly recommended that you use either the one-arm or two-arm position while flying in order to avoid collisions and head injuries. The sky is not empty.

Tips:
· If you don’t happen to have access to genetically enhanced bird kid wings, you can use your Superman like flight ability instead.
· Until you possess a pair of wings, or super abilities, just practice take off and landing.
· Have fun!

Warning: Do not attempt take-off or landing near the edge of a cliff or at the top of a tall building unless you are sure you can fly, have wings or the ability to fly like Superman.