intro

Hey, hey people, firstly congrats on your choice on reading MY blog, like the name says, I'm Lexis(not my real name, for reasons that will soon become apparent I'm not giving my real name, on the run and all, you know how it is), I’m 14 years old. Well I have a brother I sorta have to take care of, his real name is Jay, were twins but I’m the stronger one with more power and I’m more the one who would fight, you can attack him or something if you’d like, I’ll just kick your butt is all, seriously don’t even dare come near us.

Okay your head is probably threatening to blow up from AL the wondering, well me and my brother are avian hybrids, as in recombined life form, mutant freak, school escapees, erasers worst head ache or just bird kid for short. And ya I know you’re wondering, jeez whys AL the bird kid escapees’ age always 14, well I’m guessing its ‘coz the research started about 14 years ago by a dude named Jeb, not 100% on that but I think so, anyways Google it it’s probably there, wait its supposed to be top secret, as in hush, hush, never mind don’t Google it just read the first few ramblings if your new to this. (^_\\)

Here’s the important stuff, pay attention.

Me:
Name: Lexis, Lex, if you even dare call me Lexie I’ll knock every last tooth out of your mouth and kick your butt so hard you’re grandma’ll feel it!
Age: pay attention I already answered that, its 14
Looks: a little like my dad, a lot like my mom, lol, haha as if I even know how they looked, anyway my hairs a kinda brownish color with blond sun streaks, I’m kinda vertically challenged (I can’t ever reach the top shelf without my wings that is, just a little bird kid humor for ya there) I’m kinda small too, but you know what they say about small packages and all. Okay just look at these pics some pore stupid eraser took a while ago, a moment of silence for the unnamed eraser please and there stupidity.
Powers: well I have wings, so I can fly . . . am actually I’m not telling ya my powers just yet, so read on.
About me: I like chocolates and like to poke things with a stick, haha lol, anyway I like flying and stuff and coffee, okay really let’s just pass this Q & A please.

Jay (Jayson):
Name: am it’s kinda just above this?
Age: 14ish I think, me and Lex are twins obviously.
Looks: like Lex, just you know like a boy and I’m taller than Lex, she doesn’t like that very much, I’m just tall?
Powers: Not go’na say, I’m just paranoid, you know.
About me: do you really want to know, I . . . . . Want . . . . To . . . . . Go . . . . . Now . . . .

How ‘bout a little info of other stuff then.
Erasers- and no our enemies aren’t monster sized plastic stationery, erasers are big harry scary half-human-half-wolf guards at a place known by us hybrids as the ‘school’, actually theres a whole mess of these schools around the world, back to the topic, erasers are usually sent to capture and/or destroy excrement's like me and my brother here, mainly to stop us from exposing the evil hairy stinken underbelly of Itexicon, the company behind AL our torture. By the looks of this blog the erasers are failing misrebly in there job.
School- okay firstly your not a bird kid ‘coz you go to school everyday, okay with that out of the way lets start. Okay the schools I talk about are usually eviler than your school, ya mine gave you tests and all, but if you fail, your dead. Our schools are actually places where they take normal human kids and do horrible experiments on them and either turn them into monsters or mutants, hard stuff I know, and its our reality. Occasionally some of us escapes, but never for to long ‘coz they send erasers after us, and practically everything outside a school conspires against a bird kid like us. We also sometimes come across other groups of escapees, sometimes we work together but sometimes we don’t, AL out avian brawl I’m telling you.
~Lex~