Monday, 19 July 2010

guess what Flockers!

Guess what?!

Hey peeps, I'm back, the one and only, Lexis Rush. Hope you guys didn’t miss me too much, I tried not to die as best I could.
I literally came back from the dead, if a week long coma with no hope of wakening up can be called dead. So yeah the flock finally took me to the dreaded hospital, I was already out so I couldn’t attack the flock for doing it, or so I’ve been told. I don’t know much about the whole operation: take-Lex-to-the-doctor-thing.
Anyways I woke up a few weeks ago (I think it was 2 and I didn’t update the blog coz of the whole hide thing, I only told a friend on Facebook I was awake, the friend is also a mutant without wings (yet) her name’s Dawn Powers, she also has a blog and a flock I think she helps out) morning somewhere near 1 in the morning, I freaked out and jumped out the window. Okay the freaking out part wasn’t the only reason I jumped out the window I know, I just needed to get some air and it’s like a birdkids first instinct to jump out the window when they wake up in a strange place, jeez keep up!
So anyway again, I felt kinda hot and flew off, not knowing what was going on or even caring where my flock was. I just flew into a random direction. I suddenly realised I was very far away, farther than what I was supposed to be, taking the time it took me to fly and how far I already was. I finally slowed down and didn’t realise it until I looked down back at the town below, and thanks to the built in GPS of a bird kid I knew I was about a thousand miles or something from where I started, in the time it would take me on a normal day to fly about fifty miles.
I was like ‘What the freaking hell?!’, so basically I was really shocked, to put it mildly and kid friendly. I started to fly back but it took me like the whole morning (from somewhere after 1 in the morning to dawn) to fly back, even at my normal speed, it was totally weird. By the way the flock was happy to see me alive for like five seconds before they started to attack me about me flying away, they were pissed.
So to sum it all up, I think I can call this a new power, the whole flying really fast thing, and I still have my arms in casts (real casts the new (nice) doctor put on for me), the doctor is on our side (says Zander and Glaice), Em had her birthday without me, there are still orange head robots out to get us(give us another name for the things and I’ll stop calling them that), Joe is a horrible backstabbing monster mom, I call my memory stick ‘Edward’, we are still in hiding, I'm going to get my payback on my brother and Zander another time (so please give me ideas), Glaice is never going to take over my job (just saying), the white coats are stupid (including you Monster mom Joe), I FREAKING MISSED 4TH OF JULY, and hospital food is way better than dumpster food.
You’re probably wondering how I typed this blog post when my arms are still in casts, let’s just say chopsticks got a new use.
Everyone’s happy about the new power and me not being dead thing after all, well Mark is a little pissed coz he’s not the only fast flyer anymore. Also Glaice and Lily worked on a new logo thingy for the blog, like ya’ll probably already saw, they asked me to ask you guys for your opinions on it, and just for the record it was Lily’s idea for the pink, a lot of pink!
Just FYI my wings aren’t that dark, my hair isn’t that long and curly, I don’t wear super short pants (okay maybe sometimes), I certainly don’t wear button shirts and white is soooo unpractical, I like pink and all but according to me there is WAY too much pink in this logo thingy, other than that I kinda like Lily’s drawing and Glaice’s layout for the thing (I at least had a say in the things written on it, it’s all my words!).
Okay so thank you guys for the support, Glaice told me all about the nice things you’ve written and I’ve also read the things, so thank you, and all the new fwends thank you for joining, consider yourselves welcomed
Em also got the idea of creating a facebook group for me (us?), she saw this group by a fellow friend named Dawn Powers for her freaky life, so now Em is convinced we HAVE to do that too. So just say if you’ll like that or whatever, and you guys can become my ‘friend’ on facebook too I guess, I have a profile there. As if running for our lives and holding a blog up and running it isn’t bad enough! Thank you Em for giving me more work!
~Lex~
PS. tell me waht you think about the group thing on Facebook, if you like the idea i'll do it.